In a super long press conference President Obama declared himself president of BP and said he was in charge over there. Then he said he didn’t know exactly what all they had been doing over there and why they didn’t have any apparatus in place to stop disasters like this one. Then he said there was a longstanding, cozy relationship with government with oil and with fellow rolled up sleeve wearer, Bush.

Then he said alternative energy sources needed to be explored. Then he said something about energy security or 9/11 and said off shore drilling shouldn’t be taken off the table. Then he took responsibility for everything, sort of.

Then I got dizzy. Now it’s your turn.

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